Friday, May 1, 2009

Be My Valentine

Tomorrow is February 14th - Valentine's Day. This Valentine thingy is too much in the news after the Mangalore Pub incident. Peolple have formed forums in Facebook and will be sending "Pink Underwear" to one Mr. Mutalik of a "till known unknown Shri Ram Sene". Mr. Mutalik in retaliation will be buying sarees to all the senders - hope all senders are female, otherwise a man in a saree will be totally out of Indian culture & tradition.

Ms. Chowdhury, our beloved minister for "women & child developement" is off late quite silent. By the way, do we have something like minister for " men & child developement". Never heard of, but madam Mayavati would be a good candidate.
Question is, are women still so underdeveloped that they need a ministry for their developement?
I would have had doubts, but after this "pink underwear" campaign I have no more doubts. Looks like who ever is part of the Facebook community needs serious development.

Today someone supported the "pink underwear" campaign saying that it was a Gandhi like strategy laced with non violence and humour.Journalists are quite new to such new incidents over something called "valentine". All journalists are in the age braket 45+ and duiring their collage days Valentine was not in the syllabus - so they really do not know what to say.
Whatever they say feels like overtly bloated like a dead dog in a ditch.

Good for the courier company - they are busy making the moolah.Sarees & underwear - please don't get the adress wrong.

Just saw a debate in Times Now about this whole issue. As usual Shoba De was there looking radiant in the pink dress with dark yellow bids necklace & ear rings and the dark pink lipstick. She was all pink and I was all violet (thats the color for overtly horny from today).Who will say she turned 60 few days back. Can I be your Valentine, Ms De? Mr De would never mind. He has hit his menopause.

There was a someone in the show, fully covered in black veil. Don't know male or female. Who cares, so long as you can see Ms. De.

I will have a good night today thinking about Ms De and her Pink Underwear.
Tomorrow I can think of Mr. Mutalik wearing the same used one.

Hopefully by 15th, the biggest ever crisis faced by the country will be put to rest.

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