HUMPTY DUMPTY !!

1. He was wearing two different color socks today. White & Black. A pretty good combination. No one noticed in the beginning until he folded the trousers a bit to expose his socks.

2. He tried to eat with left hand. It was so hard to hold the spoon and he spilled half the food.

3. There was a red stripped snake in the campus. The campus is in a godforsaken place, out in the wilderness. People can come here with their family to have a picnic. We come to work everyday.
We work where snakes live. Tomorrow snakes will work where we live.

4. The guards shoved the snake away with a pink stick.The stick turned green with envy.

5. She snored the whole evening like there is no tomorrow.
Have you heard a young woman snore so loud? I have.

6. A pink house is made of pink brick, a red house is made with red brick, a white house in made with white brick. Then why do people say a "Greenhouse" is made of glass.

7. People should never stay in glass houses. They will turn Green.

8. Windmills produce clean energy. The energy we use in house is dirty,filthy. We should stop using the same. Let's stay in darkness.

9. People will be happy in darkness, at least they cannot see who is making faces at them.

10. America is capital of United States of America, says an American.