It's a different "BALLGAME"

Pakistan Cricket team is in total shambles. First was the “Ball” controversy. They thought that cricket can be played with any ball so long as it is round. So the bowlers replaced the hard ball with their own balls. That’s was also O.K with Darren Hayes. But when they kept on switching between their balls then the matter got out of control. Now someone has changed the urine samples of Sohaib Akthar and the nice guy got caught in doping test. This is sabotage, outright sabotage. Inzi is still suffering from the “ball” pain and now Sohaib is repenting for taking the “wrong” piss.
After Laloo Prasad Jadav delivered his first lecture in IIM, Ahmedabad, Bihar is getting management savvy. Now it’s the turn of the beggars. They have formed a union. The areas have been properly distributed among the members so that there is no collision or competition between two beggars. The minimum alms they have fixed are Rs1. Below that they don’t accept. Everyday the collections are combined and then equally distributed. They also have job rotations so that they understand the psyche of that area and develop their strategies for better profitability. Union has given them the strength to fight against local small time criminals and as a registered union they can launch complaints in the police against the goons. They take a weekly break on Thursdays to be with their family and pursue their other interests. After formation of the union they are a much better lot.